BETWEEN the Spanish American War and World War I,
America’s favorite political pundit was Mr. Dooley, an Irish
bartender who ran a little tavern in a poor, working class neighborhood
of Chicago. Dooley was the creation of newspaper editor Finley Peter
Dunne, one of the great humorists of his time, whose incisive, often
hilarious observations on American politics, social attitudes, and the
news industry still resonate today.
Playwright/actor Alexander Kulcsar brings Dooley
and Dunne to life in this one man stage performance of biting
commentary that is funny, at times poetic and profound, and as current
today as it was a hundred years ago. A tonic for hard political times.
Directed by Michael Stanley
Run Time: 79 minutes
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THE WURRULD ACCORDING TO DOOLEY
or: Is This Th’ Milleenyum?
a one man show featuring the political humor of
Finley Peter Dunne
The celebrated philosopher, historian, economist,
archaeologist, social observer, and saloonkeeper speaks on every
subject of interest to himself, including issues of Politics,
Immigration, Women’s Suffrage, Presidential Elections, the War in
the Philippines, the Need for Modesty Among the Rich, and the Great
Merry-Go-Round of Progress.
Photos by Michael Stanley
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In 1893, newspaper
editor Finley Peter Dunne created Mr. Dooley, a fictitious bartender in
a working class Irish neighborhood of Chicago, who commented on local
politics.
Through his bartender persona, Dunne
displayed uncanny political acumen, spiked with a reporter’s
cynicism but tempered with humor. His empathy for the common working
man, along with his penchant for skewering robber barons, made Mr.
Dooley a local hero. When the Spanish American War broke out, Dunne
broadened Dooley’s aim to include the war and national issues.
The columns were syndicated, and the Chicago bartender became
world-famous.
Songs were written about him;
his observations on national politics were read aloud at White House
cabinet meetings because they were considered a barometer of popular
opinion. Everywhere across the country, Mr. Dooley’s saloon
sermons were read aloud, in his broad Irish brogue, for edificiation
and entertainment.
DOOLEYISMS:
“A vote on th’ tallysheet is worth two
in
the box.”
“The modern idee of government is
‘Snub th’ people, buy th’ people, jaw th’
people.’”
“The paramount issue for our side is
whatever the other side doesn’t like to have
mentioned.”
“Never kick a man unless he’s
down.”
“Tis as hard for a rich man to get into
Heaven as it is for a poor man to get out of Purgatory.”
“Trust ivrybody--but cut th’
cards.”
“ I See Great Changes Takin’ Place
Every Day, But None At All Every 50 Years.” –– Mr. Dooley




“If you said some things in plain English, you could be shot or sued,” the managing editor
advises young Peter Dunne, “but now a funny little Irishman can
say whatever he likes.” More precisely, by assuming the
mask (and voice) of an aging, philosophical bartender in the lower
reaches of Chicago society, Dunne could say more about his city and his
country and its politics than he could safely enunciate in a pious
editorial, whiile making his audience laugh at the truth. An acerbic
sense of humor made all things possible, and unexpectedly Mr. Dooley
was elevated to the status of an American hero by a populace browbeaten
by the brutal economics of robber barons, a culture of corruption in
government, wars of conquest abroad, and a national moral compass out
of kilter. Larzer Ziff, in his book The
American 1890s, posits that it was the
bartender’s gentle brogue and manner that made his message
palatable to a 19th Century audience. Perhaps. But it was the anger
underneath, eloquent and sarcastic, that drove the message home. And
that is why Dooley’s tavern is still a refuge for the angry,
disaffected, and bewildered today, dispensing humor and wisdom as a
tonic for hard political times.
Alexander Kulcsar is a Connecticut-based actor,
playwright and filmmaker with a strong interest in American historical
subjects. He has appeared on stage frequently at Square One Theatre in
Stratford, and at Bare Bones Readers Theatre in Southport. His most
recent one man play, The Stone-Throwing
Devil of Portsmouth, based on a New
Hampshire legend, has been performed several times as a work in
progress.
Michael Stanley is an actor and director of stage
and screen, and a frequent collaborator with Alexander Kulcsar, having
directed him in A Pirate’s Life (a one man play on the life of Stede Bonnet, written by
Steve Otfinoski),The Brother (based on the humor of Flann O’Brien) and Doing Agatha, a feature-length
comedy. Michael’s first film, Attack of the
Beast Creatures, is a low-budget horror classic with a loyal cult
following.
Photos by Michael Stanley
Dunne disliked dialect humor as a genre but being
of Irish descent himself, and writing of Irish people, he managed
to enlarge the form with sympathy and wit. Dooley is a complex
character, full of contradictions, a Stage Irishman with the soul of a
poet. James Joyce was enchanted by Dunne’s playfulness with
language, and even gave Dooley a cameo appearance in Finegan’s
Wake.
At the height of his fame, Dunne
counted among his fans and friends people as disparate as Mark Twain,
Henry Adams, and Theodore Roosevelt. His newspaper-reading bartender is
said to have inspired a later political humorist, Will Rogers, who
claimed that all he knew was what he read in the papers. Dunne
published several book collections of Dooley essays, beginning with Mr. Dooley In Peace and In War (1898). His last collection, Mr.
Dooley On Making a Will and Other Necessary Evils, was published in 1920. He died in New York in 1936.